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{"type":"standard","title":"The Christmas Message","displaytitle":"The Christmas Message","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q131850802","titles":{"canonical":"The_Christmas_Message","normalized":"The Christmas Message","display":"The Christmas Message"},"pageid":78833320,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4a/Kirk_Whalum-_The_ChristmasMessage.jpeg","width":299,"height":295},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4a/Kirk_Whalum-_The_ChristmasMessage.jpeg","width":299,"height":295},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1270514735","tid":"78bec686-d6b4-11ef-a708-55f1800d04ff","timestamp":"2025-01-19T22:26:48Z","description":"2001 studio album by Kirk Whalum","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Christmas_Message","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Christmas_Message?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Christmas_Message?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Christmas_Message"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Christmas_Message","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Christmas_Message","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Christmas_Message?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Christmas_Message"}},"extract":"The Christmas Message is an album by saxophonist Kirk Whalum issued in 2001 on Warner Bros. Records. The album reached No. 14 on the Billboard Top Contemporary Jazz Albums chart and No. 27 on the Billboard Top Jazz Albums chart. The album was nominated for Best Pop Instrumental Album at the 45th Annual Grammy Awards in 2003.","extract_html":"
The Christmas Message is an album by saxophonist Kirk Whalum issued in 2001 on Warner Bros. Records. The album reached No. 14 on the Billboard Top Contemporary Jazz Albums chart and No. 27 on the Billboard Top Jazz Albums chart. The album was nominated for Best Pop Instrumental Album at the 45th Annual Grammy Awards in 2003.
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