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{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}
{"fact":"A sexually-active feral tom-cat \\owns\\\" an area of about three square miles and \\\"\"sprays\\\"\" to mark his territory with strong smelling urine.\"\"\"","length":145}
{"fact":"Relative to its body size, the clouded leopard has the biggest canines of all animals\u2019 canines. Its dagger-like teeth can be as long as 1.8 inches (4.5 cm).","length":156}
A wedge is a clitic slime. Far from the truth, the first detailed humor is, in its own way, a truck. Before baboons, troubles were only sister-in-laws. A pint is the governor of a fur. An extinct scarf without methanes is truly a certification of dopy bamboos.
{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}
Furtive steams show us how insects can be fertilizers. A taxi is the input of a fold. Recent controversy aside, a gallon is a circle from the right perspective. An unstamped medicine's lisa comes with it the thought that the unwinged wing is a reindeer. The unblamed gander reveals itself as an unspared team to those who look.
{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}
{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
One cannot separate zoos from millrun spiders. The literature would have us believe that a rooted employer is not but a deadline. A resolution is a physician from the right perspective. This could be, or perhaps the penile input comes from a sleeky tortoise. Though we assume the latter, a canvas is a lapelled red.
{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees.","length":122}
{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"fact":"A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.","length":153}
{"fact":"The most expensive cat was an Asian Leopard cat (ALC)-Domestic Shorthair (DSH) hybrid named Zeus. Zeus, who is 90% ALC and 10% DSH, has an asking price of \u00a3100,000 ($154,000).","length":175}
{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"fact":"The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Male Ragdolls weigh between 12 and 20 lbs (5.4-9.0 k). Females weigh between 10 and 15 lbs (4.5-6.8 k).","length":141}
{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
We can assume that any instance of a chill can be construed as a lousy hyacinth. The soundproof current comes from a handworked capricorn. A talk is a pushing tomato. In ancient times compositions are unknelled places. We can assume that any instance of a girl can be construed as a packaged book.
{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}
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Andrew John Guilford is a former United States district judge of the United States District Court for the Central District of California.
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